Okay--
1. I'm a 20-something, but she ain't my pinup.
2. Maybe I like teddy bear stamps! Ever thought about that?!?!
3. That article struck a pet-peeve nerve with me, so here goes:
Dear person in their 20's who thinks that having a tattoo, listening to Imogen Heap, wearing Converses, and collecting Absolut paraphenalia makes you
different:
You're not. Everyone under 30 has a tattoo. Everyone listens to Imogen Heap. Everyone wears Converses. Everyone loves the Absolut bottle. When I go out at night, I can't spit in the air without hitting a Scene Kid who wears his mama's leggings and flat-irons his hair for the sake of "indiviuality." Imagine a kid in the 1980's who thinks that his moussed hair and loud neon shirts make him stand out in the crowd. That's you--you're the 2008 version of him.
Sincerely yours,
Christina the Conformist